HAHAHA!
Man, all of you have to hear this joke. IT IS SUPER FUNNY IT CRACKS ME UP ALL THE TIME. even when i'm on the tram or train, or walking back alone and thinking about it. I LAUGH. silently. but still with all the extra movements like tilting my head backwards. ON THE TRAM? yeah so here goes.
once a plane crashed onto a deserted island, out of 167 passengers, there were only 3 survivors.
Coincidentally, the 3 survivors were of different race and nationality. One of them an American, the other an Aussie and another a Chinese.
I mean we've got to have a chinese somewhere. they're everywhere!
so not knowing what to do, stranded and helpless, (and all alone!) the three men wandered around the forsaken island. finally, the American took control of the situation.
"If we just wander around here any longer, we're all going to die!"
Being used to giving orders, as we can already see from the fact that America is a great bug superpower, and the Iraq war, and David hicks. and independence day. and. ok. He continues...
"Does everyone know how to speak English here?"
Obviously referring to the chinese... but ok lah. possibily the italian looking australian.
and came the replies.
"Yea mate"
"yah"
"alright then! You aussie guy, go get some firewood. I'm going to get some game for us, and you chinese man, you go get whatever supplies that we might need. we're going to eat, then think what we can do to save ourselves. "
so off they went, the american charging off, like they always do, the aussie bouncing off like a true blue kangaroo, and the chinese shuffling off with his slanty eyes.
Half an hour later, the Big Buff American Guy comes back, a wild boar over his shoulder and whams it onto the ground, obviously proud oh his job well done.
after flexing his muscles and admiring his strong physique in the reflection of the sea, the aussie comes back throwing a pile of wood on a heap of firewood already on the ground.
as they stood around, waiting for their supplies with the chinese man, they chit chatted and got to know each other. after 15mins, they started getting impatient
"where is the chinese dude with the slanty eyes man!"
"yea, big american man! i have no idea"
another 10 mins goes by, and still there was no sign of the chinese man.
suddenly, from behind their backs, in a bush nearby, the american man and the aussie heard something rustling.
as they turned their heads slowly, half expecting a great big lion to jump out at them, they stared at the bush with fear in their eyes, their throats constricted, sweat forming on their foreheads.
"SUPPLIES!!!!!!" the Chinese man screams as he jumps out of the bush, knowing that he did a good job.
"eh eh? you scared no? hehehe. you want supplies, i give you supplies!!"
hahahahahahahaaha okay, i can't tell this joke that well. you have to hear vicky at it. HAHAHAHA, she's the best :) :) !!!
why you ask me, such a lame joke on the 4 of april, it's not even april's fool. welllll. cause i'd really like to thank all the people who contributed to my very own supplies! Thank you all for taking time out to come, and even waiting for me while i leisurely took my time in making my way back, making you guys wait for a close 2 hours. but if i knew i would have rushed back, but obviously it was a "supplies!" haha thanks guys. and thank you jie jie. you know i love you. you don't? i do!!!
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i'll try to show it somehow.
and to all the special people who came. thanks for making my birthday such a special one, and making me feel so special!!!
and lastly, Jesus, i stand in awe of you.
(even though you knew all along!!!!)
thanks big guy.
with lots of love,
christine, xuan, ledgee, nuowen, ah ma etc etc.
