broccoli makes you fart!

okay seriously, i never knew that, i thought that was only for beans!
but it's true!!

i've been eating broccoli for the past few days. maybe. everyday in the week cept for 1 or 2 here and there. i'm starting to get quite sick of it. but anyway, then when i was safeway shopping with a friend, he commented on the broccoli that i picked out

"eh! broccoli, make you fart alot one"

then like a lightbulb in my head, PING, it flashed non stop, giving that static, electricity sound..

"so that's why i've been mumble mumble...."

"what?"

"oh nothing."


what. really nothing what, it's just gas.